stepsofmadness:
Well you shouldn’t have a problem solving these.
The cake is a ______
Who is zelda?
Desert E_____
Gordon _____ , black _____
Would you kindly. ?
War, war ne___ ______
Fucking ca______
Fpsmmorpg?
W,a,s,d.?
Who tried to take the sweet roll?
Good luck
So, how old were you when you got your first NES? I was 5. We had a Vic 20 and an Atari 2600 before that, though. Hey, do you remember the actual full titles of Ultima: Exodus and Ultima: Avatar, before they were ported to the NES? You know that war never changes, but did you ever actually play the original Fallout games?
Do you remember how awesome and world-changing Wolfenstein 3D was? How about 3Demon? Did you ever go searching for the amulet of Yendor? Or test yourself in the proving grounds of the Mad Overlord?
Hey, do you remember the first time you heard the famous Zelda title music in glorious 16 bit sound after only hearing it in 8? It was like there was a tiny orchestra hiding in your TV… oh, and remember when Mario Paint came out and it had the song composer, and Nintendo Power printed a little insert that told you how to write the video game theme songs and you couldn’t wait to do the Zelda song, but then it only had enough bars to do the opening and then it just stopped abruptly?
Do you remember when Warcraft wasn’t a world?
Do you remember inserting discs 2 through 13 to install a game, and having to stop and switch them in the middle of play?
Do you remember being excited to get a hard drive that could hold 20 megabytes because you could finally load your new game?
Did you ever work out how to kill Lord British?
Oh, you don’t remember any of that?
I’m sorry…
I thought you said you were a gamer.
Anyway, what’s the point of this exercise? Isn’t your blog a bunch of moody poetry about how you’re a nice guy who can’t meet girls? Well, what part of this macho nerd posturing do you think is nice and part of it do you think is going to endear you to women?